That's what I'm talking about

B: Momma loves you if you're honest and repent.
A: Just like Jesus.
B: (sings loudly) Momma loves me, this I know.

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CJ: You know what I really don't like about this family? We're all up and ready to go to a meal, but when someone wants to do something fun, no one will get up off of their fat asses.

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B: When we were little, did you let us dress ourselves?
M: Well yeah...You always just wore your costumes.
A: That explains a lot...just think of how much joy we brought people in the stores and restaurants...woah...I must have been big.

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M: Anytime any of you are getting ready to do something, I want you to think, "What Would Momma Do? W.W.M.D?" I'm going to get little bracelets made...I might just get it tattooed on Bethy's arm.

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(Bethy got a C+ at school)
B: I don't drink tequila...not since the tequila party at Harvey Mudd.
M: W.W.M.D.?!
D: Would you have given the party a C+?

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A: Face it mom. There's a little gay in everybody.

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A: He asked me if we wanted more butter, and I said, "oh NO!"
D: Yeah...I heard that, baby.
B: I love it when Amy gives us all the play-by-play.

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M: I think I'll just get it tonight when I go to Wal-Mart.
A: You're going to Wal-mart tonight?!
D: Yeah...Your mom's a big deal at Wal-Mart. I used her as an expert witness once about Wal-Mart.

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D: I just wish you're mom would have put up sperm straws of me. I'd show pictures of ya'll...sell that shit...the great maternal herd sire.
B: I don't ever want to have that talk again.

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D: Poor baby...always hurting herself when she's tanked.

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(talking about South Beach diet, CJ's obsessed with a good Shirley Temple)
B: I'm not gonna be able to eat sandwiches for very long...so I'm gonna eat as many as I can.
CJ: (Pats belly) Me too!! Half a dozen Shirleys all around!!