Momma: Are you having a bickeni wax tomorrow?
Bethy: A what?
Momma: A bickeni wax.
Bethy: Do you say it bikini, or do you really say it bickeni?
Momma: I was just being dumb with you, Bethy.
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Matthew: Grrrreeeeegrrrrrrgrrrrr
Ms. Banks: Please don't growl like that, Matthew.
Matthew: Holla!
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Jumanja: Do you want to come to my teaparty on Saturday?
Ms. Banks: Um...let me think about it.
Jumanja: There will be cake...Chocolate fudge.
Terrence: (not the person Jumanja was asking, but a fat kid with a love of food) Well...I'll think about it...will there be cupcakes?
Jumanja: Yes. Blueberry!!
Terrence: Any other snacks I should know about before I say my final answer?
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Terrence: koooky!
Ms. Banks: Yeah...thank God for small favors!
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Terrence: Ms. Banks! My brother drank too much beer and fell asleep...then he went in the hotel hall, fell down, drank some more beer, found a fight, and went to prison. I'll never drink beer.
Ms. Banks: Smart Strategy Terrence! Me neither!
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