Lovin' the Rich Coast

BP = Hecka Hot Brian Pick
BB = The Great Brien Bell
M = Melissa "Lady Loves Life" McGonegle
A = Amy

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BP: Can we just take a minute to note that Melissa talked the whole shuttle trip.

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MM: I'll be in charge of morale!!

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M: I think porn is the universal language!
BP: Hmm...I really like to think that it's love.

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BP: Ay Caramba! Autobus muy grande!

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BB: His little friend doesn't really speak.
BP: He doesn't need to.
BB: Yeah...that's the way I like it- Si! Si!!
BP: Mas! Mas!

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BB: Was that a good question?
AB: What'd you ask?
BB: Hola!! Como estas? I think that's exactly what a Spaniard would ask.

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BB: Dos Cervezas!
M: Why does everyone keep talking about my cervix?!

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M: (to Miguel) Que haces ahora? (she shakes her boobs) Bailar? Beber?

(Miguel had stomach bacteria so he had to turn her down)
BP: It was time to GO! Lady was getting crazy.

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(M can't stop talking about sugar packets)
BB: Woah - I really can't talk about this right now.

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(M has a little soap opera soliloquy)
BB: Oh Melissa! Come on! Put yourself in our shoes!

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M: Is that the sound of a howler monkey?
BP: No! They go...holla! Holla!
A: Um...no...they say...Hol-ler!

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BB: Do your shoes have 4-wheel-drive?
BP: Watch this!

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BB: I'll give you 5 to 1 that the light has been turned off...10 colones to 50. Who's in?
M: I'll take it.
A: It's a sucker bet.
M: Whatever...we're talking about a fraction of a penny.
BB: Woah...Mama Warbucks over here.

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BB: I understand...I mean...you wouldn't want to be known as the hotel where everyone's shittin'!

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BB: Doh! Amy found the chips!

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BP: Homey don't play that game...No...make that HOMO don't play that game.

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(Blood pressure)
BP: It just depends on a lot of things...like if you're there to get your vag chacked.

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M: Why would you think I would strangle a bird?
BB: Because you are a cruel, miserable, bird-hating, awful excuse for a nature-loving, hormonal, crazy person.
M: Yeah. My friends used to call me nature hater.

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(BP Grinding teeth at 4 am after the Volcano eruption)
A: Why don't you put some paper in your mouth.
BP: I have a bite plate.
M: No - I like the paper - that makes confetti!
BB: Yeah...go on and put some corn in...grind it all up...make cornmeal.

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BB: Who's with you today in the audience? My partner Brian.
BP: ooooh...I hate that...partner....oooh.
M: Partner? Audience?
A: Um...he's on a game show right now.

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BP: I'm bleeding.
M: You're bleeding again?
BP: I picked a scab off my boob.
BB: Did you eat it?
BP: Yes.

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BP: (very matter-of-factly) They started makeing cheese and now they produce cheese for everyone.
BB: Cheese for everyone! You! Me! Come here and you will eat cheese!!! Cheese!!!!

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BP: Trapp family lodge.
M: Not Van Trapp?
BB: No. They wanted to save on signage!
BP: Look! It's written like it's in Swiss!

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(BP gives huge lecture about silence in the forest and the importance of first impressions...THEN, he farts super loud.)
M: Now...who's respecting silence?
Random Tico: What type of frog was that? New species?

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BB: We didn't cross a one-lane bridge before, so would you MIND checking the map? Great.
Great...we just crossed a river!
BP: No problem...um...I think we just went around the cheese factory.

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M: 3% of Costa Ricans are Jewish.
BP: Great! We've got more gays than they've got Jews...I hope...

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BB: OK...there will be 3 choices. When you look at that bird, do you think
a) I want to shoot it.
b) I want to put it in a cage and keep it.
c) I want to look at it.
AB: Look at it...is that what you thought?
BB: Well...initially, I thought look at it, but now I think (does big gun motion with hands).

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BB: What's happening to me?! I just have to remember that I'm not 20 anymore.

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(leaving Jaco dance club)
BP: It was like a wet dream in there! Well...maybe not because there were only 2 boys.
M: You don't know...maybe they were all L's.

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(pope)
BB: This isn't really breaking news. It's an old man in a bed.
BP: Yeah...you're just not a...Catholic...person.

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BP: Sorry...I wasn't listening...does anyone want a coke?
BB: Yeah...I want a sip of yours.
BP: Anyone else?
AB: Oh yes please! I'd love a sip of yours.
BP: okay...I'm not gonna get one.

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BB: Look at all that fruit! ...and we can't even eat it!
A: Whatever. I see a Coco...don't try to tell me someone couldn't make me a drink!

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BP: By the way, I got beautiful color today, Bri.

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BP: John Candy..great!
A: People get him confused with, who?
BB: John Goodman.
M: yeah...they were both big and fat.

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BP: I might have a tape worm.
A: Yeah...I really hope you do.

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A: Who are you?
BP: Brian Jeffrey Pick...don't wear it out!
M: Welcome back to 1987.
BP: I should have said, "don't forget it!" NUTS!

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M: Can I play with the umbrella?
BP: NO! I'm playing with it. You can play with this corka.

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BB: Te amo.
BP: Te amo muchisimo
BB: Te amo muchi-long time.