hot and happy

B: I had this dream that our roommate was talking on the phone in another language...but I understood her. She said, "All of my friends are in another room and I have to sleep with these three fat Americans" Did that really happen?

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C: I was in and out consciousness all night.
A: Yeah...you should take more benadryl...but not four...I still feel a little bit droggy...wait a minute...DROGGY...is that right?
C: Um...no. You combined Dog with Groggy.

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B: I´m going to always where white linen when I get older.
C: When I´m old...I´m going to wear the same thing over and over. You can´t do that with linen. I´m still going to be very CHICK though.
A: Maybe you mean chic?

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(our first coed hostel room)
A: So...what do you make of naked guy?
C: He´s real old.
A: yeah.
B: Well...he´s like 30. So he might be old to us but probably not to Amy.

When in Rome...

B: I really wish I ad seen them make fun of you...I kind of wish they would make fun of me...then I would yell, "Do you speak English? Do you know what get the fuck out of my face means?"...no...I'd probably just yell, "Get off my junk!"
A: Get off my junk? That would confuse them even if they could speak English!
B: That'd be something to put in a travelogue..."and Bethy said, 'get off my junk' and the Hungarians went hysterical!"
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B: I really need a restroom.
A: Take one for the team and go on yourself.

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(seeing the David)
C: Well...there he is...the work himself!!
A: Hey guy.

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(We "write" pretend letters to mom and dad ALL of the time)
B: Dear Daddy, Having a great time in Florence. I really like the pizza and gelato here. I worry sometimes that I'm going to go back home and not be able to eat the pizza and icecream without vomiting. I think about it often. Thinking of you often, Your loving daughter, Bethy

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B: I hope the monks make fun of you...I hope they call you "Little-Blonde-Shits-her-pants"
C: Monks don't give Indian names!!!

I'm Hungary!

B: Dad and I would be the best Amazing Race team!
A: No...you'd just sit around talking to eachother...but America would love you.
B: We're actually very competitive.
C: You guys are competitive like Mathletes are competitive.

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C: I like Budapest.
A: Me too...I just don't like...
C: The people!!
B: When this whole bus attacks you two, I'm going to be fine. I'm going to get my eurorail pass from Courtney's pouch and carry on my merry way.
A: But you wouldn't have any money.
B: Well...I can dance a bit.

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(At huge flight of stairs enroute to Labyrinth)
C: I don't even know what a fucking labyrinth is! I'm not doing this. You don't even know where the fuck it is and you're making me walk up these steps. I'm not doing this. Here is a bench. You can't even find it on a map. You go have fun...come and get me when you're done.
(she ended up making it up the stairs...we never found the labyrinth)

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C: Bethy was just talking to herself...she had no idea we were lost.
B: We weren't lost! We were just finding a different way!!

European Adventure

A: We're going to Amsterdam!
B: Do you think they'll let us smoke a bowl on the plane?

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C: Get off the road old man!
B: Courtney! He could have been a veteran!!

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Flight attendant: Did you decorate those bags yourselves?
C: Yes ma'am. We didn't want them to match.
F.A. : oh I love it! I might do that to my daughter's backpack...she's going to first grade...she would love that.

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A: America will love that!
B: So...is this trip kind of like our postcard to America?!

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A: You sure are smacking that gum.
C: It's the only way to chew.

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C: (translating Spanish at the Heineken factory after three beers) And then, the sober people of the whole world would unite.
A: Uh...CJ...sobre means "all over," not sober.

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B: I saved the team again.

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B: Some people might say that this outfit doesn't work...but if you really own it, anything can work. Fashion tips from Bethy...priceless!!

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B: There are a lot of roller bladers here. Maybe there's a race.
A:Or a tournament?
C: Tour de Germany?

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B: I'm going to be a real bronzed goddess when we get back.

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B: So...I'll only give a timeout to someone who is going to hurt themselves, us, or public property...AND...2 out of 3 must agree...AND...AND...
C: You certainly know a lot about the timeout system.

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(leaving museum)
A: This place is all Jesus and Boobs!

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B: Momma said, "lying rocks my face off!"... And then she shimmied a whole lot.

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Sign: Tunnel is polluted. Not recommended for pedestrians.
C: Something tells me that if the communists warn you, you should listen.


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