European Adventure

A: We're going to Amsterdam!
B: Do you think they'll let us smoke a bowl on the plane?

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C: Get off the road old man!
B: Courtney! He could have been a veteran!!

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Flight attendant: Did you decorate those bags yourselves?
C: Yes ma'am. We didn't want them to match.
F.A. : oh I love it! I might do that to my daughter's backpack...she's going to first grade...she would love that.

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A: America will love that!
B: So...is this trip kind of like our postcard to America?!

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A: You sure are smacking that gum.
C: It's the only way to chew.

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C: (translating Spanish at the Heineken factory after three beers) And then, the sober people of the whole world would unite.
A: Uh...CJ...sobre means "all over," not sober.

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B: I saved the team again.

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B: Some people might say that this outfit doesn't work...but if you really own it, anything can work. Fashion tips from Bethy...priceless!!

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B: There are a lot of roller bladers here. Maybe there's a race.
A:Or a tournament?
C: Tour de Germany?

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B: I'm going to be a real bronzed goddess when we get back.

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B: So...I'll only give a timeout to someone who is going to hurt themselves, us, or public property...AND...2 out of 3 must agree...AND...AND...
C: You certainly know a lot about the timeout system.

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(leaving museum)
A: This place is all Jesus and Boobs!

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B: Momma said, "lying rocks my face off!"... And then she shimmied a whole lot.

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Sign: Tunnel is polluted. Not recommended for pedestrians.
C: Something tells me that if the communists warn you, you should listen.


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Pledge: We will be funnier and post more SOON! A, B, C