A: You have that horrified look on your face again.
Green: Well yes...I get that when you mess with my parts.
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Green: I had the most horrid dinner.
Mom: What?!
Green: Mashed potatos and squash.
Mom: You love that.
Green: Not like this.
Mom: Well...that pureed food just isn't going to taste that great...it's like baby food...WAIT! Baby food might not be such a bad idea.
A: Now it's advanced.
Mom: Yeah...they have some for bigger toddlers.
Dad: Granny's definitely a bigger toddler.
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Mom: Amy! You were not looking. You just ran over that man. Oh great...you still aren't looking.
Dad: I stepped right in front of a car today when I was walking to the Courthouse.
Mom: You two!
Dad: I never do that...but I guess it would just take once.
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Mom talks nonstop and super cute the whole way home...UNTIL
Mom: Those people in that house have their computer screen on the same thing all the time. The image just never changes. What do you think about that?
Dad: I guess I just wonder if they're watching us, too.
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
hospital's humor
Mom: I wonder when they're going to let you go home?
Green: Tomorrow.
Mom: Did they tell you that?
Green: I made it up.
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(Amy tells story about amazingly kind Dr. on Nip/Tuck TV show)
Mom: He's a Dog.
A: What?
Mom: A DOG!
A: Why do you say that?
Mom: Um...dog the bounty hunter!!
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Dad: Every time I go up there (to the hospital), that other old lady is taking a dump.
A: Oh.
Dad: And I'm sick of that shit!! Literally!
A: Well...she probably doesn't go to do it...I mean...do you really think she sits back and thinks, "I bet that Philip Banks is coming in, I want to show him my ass and go poopin"
Dad: Yeah...it's a conspiracy...kind of like forward stalking.
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Green: Tomorrow.
Mom: Did they tell you that?
Green: I made it up.
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(Amy tells story about amazingly kind Dr. on Nip/Tuck TV show)
Mom: He's a Dog.
A: What?
Mom: A DOG!
A: Why do you say that?
Mom: Um...dog the bounty hunter!!
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Dad: Every time I go up there (to the hospital), that other old lady is taking a dump.
A: Oh.
Dad: And I'm sick of that shit!! Literally!
A: Well...she probably doesn't go to do it...I mean...do you really think she sits back and thinks, "I bet that Philip Banks is coming in, I want to show him my ass and go poopin"
Dad: Yeah...it's a conspiracy...kind of like forward stalking.
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Sunday, September 25, 2005
A little more San Marcos goodness
A: He's going to fart right on you.
Natalie: It wouldn't be the first time.
A: Wait... Boys don't fart.
Isaac: That's right. We don't toot, and we don't wear panties.
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Natalie: Come here Alice...you and Auntie NiNi need to have a serious talk.
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Isaac: I'm serious. Their babies...they're going to have Chewbaccas together.
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1st grader Evan: STREY!!! I think there's blood out of my nose.
Natalie: Have you been picking it?!
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Natalie: It wouldn't be the first time.
A: Wait... Boys don't fart.
Isaac: That's right. We don't toot, and we don't wear panties.
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Natalie: Come here Alice...you and Auntie NiNi need to have a serious talk.
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Isaac: I'm serious. Their babies...they're going to have Chewbaccas together.
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1st grader Evan: STREY!!! I think there's blood out of my nose.
Natalie: Have you been picking it?!
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Monday, September 12, 2005
bits and pieces of the goodness
It is SOOO hard to pay attention and write down all of the funny things that my wonderful friends say...here's just a tiny snippet.
Amy: I'm not doing my work!! I just can't get off the computer!!
Isaac: Amy...am I going to have to take it away from you?
Amy: I don't know...I even put it in a weird place so that I wouldn't be comfortable.
Isaac: Yeah...you've been on your knees for like 15 minutes.
Amy (singing): Get down girl. Go ahead. Get down.
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Amy: I can't believe you'd always known about masturbation and you guys never clued me in.
Natalie: I guess we just figured you would catch on.
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Jessa: I'm SO jealous. Natalie called and told me that you guys were hiding behind napkins.
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(we went to see the Exorcism of Emily Rose...totally freaked me out...a big piece of the movie talks about how 3:00 am is the witching hour...and all of the creapy shit happens at that time...so the night we saw the movie...)
precisely 3:00 am: (Amy's phone) "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby. Ain't nothing like the REAL thing."
3:02 am (message received signal:) "Let's get it ON! Woah...Let's get it on!"
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Mich: So...we went to the drive-in and ate the pot brownie. We watched March of the Penguins. Those penguins were amazing.
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Edgar: Natalie, do you now how to Country Dance?
Natalie: HONEY, I raised rabbits!!
Amy: I'm not doing my work!! I just can't get off the computer!!
Isaac: Amy...am I going to have to take it away from you?
Amy: I don't know...I even put it in a weird place so that I wouldn't be comfortable.
Isaac: Yeah...you've been on your knees for like 15 minutes.
Amy (singing): Get down girl. Go ahead. Get down.
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Amy: I can't believe you'd always known about masturbation and you guys never clued me in.
Natalie: I guess we just figured you would catch on.
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Jessa: I'm SO jealous. Natalie called and told me that you guys were hiding behind napkins.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(we went to see the Exorcism of Emily Rose...totally freaked me out...a big piece of the movie talks about how 3:00 am is the witching hour...and all of the creapy shit happens at that time...so the night we saw the movie...)
precisely 3:00 am: (Amy's phone) "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby. Ain't nothing like the REAL thing."
3:02 am (message received signal:) "Let's get it ON! Woah...Let's get it on!"
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Mich: So...we went to the drive-in and ate the pot brownie. We watched March of the Penguins. Those penguins were amazing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Edgar: Natalie, do you now how to Country Dance?
Natalie: HONEY, I raised rabbits!!
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