bits and pieces of the goodness

It is SOOO hard to pay attention and write down all of the funny things that my wonderful friends say...here's just a tiny snippet.


Amy: I'm not doing my work!! I just can't get off the computer!!
Isaac: Amy...am I going to have to take it away from you?
Amy: I don't know...I even put it in a weird place so that I wouldn't be comfortable.
Isaac: Yeah...you've been on your knees for like 15 minutes.
Amy (singing): Get down girl. Go ahead. Get down.

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Amy: I can't believe you'd always known about masturbation and you guys never clued me in.
Natalie: I guess we just figured you would catch on.

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Jessa: I'm SO jealous. Natalie called and told me that you guys were hiding behind napkins.

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(we went to see the Exorcism of Emily Rose...totally freaked me out...a big piece of the movie talks about how 3:00 am is the witching hour...and all of the creapy shit happens at that time...so the night we saw the movie...)
precisely 3:00 am: (Amy's phone) "Ain't nothing like the real thing baby. Ain't nothing like the REAL thing."
3:02 am (message received signal:) "Let's get it ON! Woah...Let's get it on!"

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Mich: So...we went to the drive-in and ate the pot brownie. We watched March of the Penguins. Those penguins were amazing.

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Edgar: Natalie, do you now how to Country Dance?
Natalie: HONEY, I raised rabbits!!