Thursday, September 29, 2005

Hospital's get even more hilarious

A: You have that horrified look on your face again.
Green: Well yes...I get that when you mess with my parts.

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Green: I had the most horrid dinner.
Mom: What?!
Green: Mashed potatos and squash.
Mom: You love that.
Green: Not like this.
Mom: Well...that pureed food just isn't going to taste that great...it's like baby food...WAIT! Baby food might not be such a bad idea.
A: Now it's advanced.
Mom: Yeah...they have some for bigger toddlers.
Dad: Granny's definitely a bigger toddler.

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Mom: Amy! You were not looking. You just ran over that man. Oh great...you still aren't looking.
Dad: I stepped right in front of a car today when I was walking to the Courthouse.
Mom: You two!
Dad: I never do that...but I guess it would just take once.

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Mom talks nonstop and super cute the whole way home...UNTIL
Mom: Those people in that house have their computer screen on the same thing all the time. The image just never changes. What do you think about that?
Dad: I guess I just wonder if they're watching us, too.

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