Mom: I wonder when they're going to let you go home?
Green: Tomorrow.
Mom: Did they tell you that?
Green: I made it up.
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(Amy tells story about amazingly kind Dr. on Nip/Tuck TV show)
Mom: He's a Dog.
A: What?
Mom: A DOG!
A: Why do you say that?
Mom: Um...dog the bounty hunter!!
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Dad: Every time I go up there (to the hospital), that other old lady is taking a dump.
A: Oh.
Dad: And I'm sick of that shit!! Literally!
A: Well...she probably doesn't go to do it...I mean...do you really think she sits back and thinks, "I bet that Philip Banks is coming in, I want to show him my ass and go poopin"
Dad: Yeah...it's a conspiracy...kind of like forward stalking.
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