Mom: I almost killed that man today...he said that she had learned her lesson and that she was going to "submit to thine husband"
Dad: OH FUCK! Bullshit!!
Mom: I love you. That was the perfect thing to say.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Finding the Funny when a Family Member is Lost
Today, my family and I said goodbye to a phenomenal friend and relative. Not too terribly long ago, I made horrible fun of friends who cried at the loss of a dog, and I teased my Momma for calling Suzie my sister. Now I realize that losing a dog truly is very much like losing a family member. Suzie lived with us for seventeen amazing years, and I feel like we were all incredibly lucky to have and love her. She will be greatly missed!! I am certain that she is running, playing, and lounging on some incredible leather couch in the sky.
AMY
AMY
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Family Goodness
A: Turn your brain on!
Mom: He doesn't have one...The pistons just aren't going to connect.
Dad: I’m just about to clean-up what is quite literally the nastiest shit ever…Suzie…I love you so much!!
Courtney: Daddy…you’ve earned the right to choose where we go to dinner.
Dad: Yeah…I did Potty Patrol. Quite frankly, I’d be perfectly happy to pass the cup next time.
Amy: I’m no meaner than my grandmother.
Green: That’s right darlin’…you’re just 100% sweet.
Amy: They call me Angel Amy.
Green: Of course…and I’m Angel Maurine.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Natalie Birthday: "It's a Runted Baby Bear" weekend
Isaac: Look!!! It's a trailer!!!! There it is!!! The trailer!!
Natalie: Honey...it's called a train. God. We are from the country.
***************************
Amy: I kind of want a really big piece.
Natalie: That's kind of a really fat kid thing to say.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Natalie: Baby! You're putting your pee pee on Jessa's hand!!
Isaac: Ah!! I wasn't even thinking! That's not cool.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(talking about long-lost high school loves)
Jessa: You know...bushy eyebrows, Dr. Pepper, Juicy Apples...
Natalie: I know...his name was David Pa-resh.
Jessa: Woah...that sounds like David KaResh.
Amy: I never realized that! So creepy!!
Jessa: Wait!! You guys!! It's David Parish. wooo.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
(J jumps over N)
Jessa: Okay everybody! Over the cow! Over the cow!! Everybody.
Natalie: what?!
Jessa: Over the cow!!!
Natalie: I really hope your not talking about me.
____________________
(Andrew is Elizabeth Rankin's boyfriend...I might have insinuated to everyone that they were engaged...(they aren't) and they received a lot of congratulations...awesome.)
Andrew: So...are these couples we're about to meet engaged or are they just engaged like us?
***********************
Andrew: Yeah...so my blog is herrbah.
Amy: Oh I get it...like Mr. BAH. Mr BAAAH. Mr. Boring.
Andrew: Um...it's actually my last name.
**********************
Andrew: The only time no one made fun of me was in my academy class with this guy who has the last name Semen. His first name is Eric, but his dad's name is Peter White.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Elizabeth Rankin: Are you driving?
Andrew: Um...no...I thought we decided that when I kept and you slowed.
#######################
Amy: Officer Bob knows how to party!!
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Amy: I burned his pants...I wanted him to make a pair of cutoffs, but there was a hole right buy his little penis.
Andrew: I'm not sure that the diminutive was really necessary there.
Joseph: Woah. me neither.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
(about Jessa being Bahai and Jared being Jewish)
Andrew: Man!! They are going to have some crazy holidays!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I can't do justice to the details, but Elizabeth told an awesome story about the first pelvic exam she ever gave as the primary doctor. The woman was mentally disabled, and started peeing on herself as soon as the exam began...E did her best to keep the pee off the floor...when the flow stopped, E started the exam, but had to use her fingers...the woman started moaning about how great it felt and how amazing it was...so E stopped.
Elizabeth: So basically...there's no way that any story will ever be better than that.
Andrew: There's no way that we're going to let some special person pee on you be the best thing that ever happens to you.
Natalie: Honey...it's called a train. God. We are from the country.
***************************
Amy: I kind of want a really big piece.
Natalie: That's kind of a really fat kid thing to say.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Natalie: Baby! You're putting your pee pee on Jessa's hand!!
Isaac: Ah!! I wasn't even thinking! That's not cool.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(talking about long-lost high school loves)
Jessa: You know...bushy eyebrows, Dr. Pepper, Juicy Apples...
Natalie: I know...his name was David Pa-resh.
Jessa: Woah...that sounds like David KaResh.
Amy: I never realized that! So creepy!!
Jessa: Wait!! You guys!! It's David Parish. wooo.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
(J jumps over N)
Jessa: Okay everybody! Over the cow! Over the cow!! Everybody.
Natalie: what?!
Jessa: Over the cow!!!
Natalie: I really hope your not talking about me.
____________________
(Andrew is Elizabeth Rankin's boyfriend...I might have insinuated to everyone that they were engaged...(they aren't) and they received a lot of congratulations...awesome.)
Andrew: So...are these couples we're about to meet engaged or are they just engaged like us?
***********************
Andrew: Yeah...so my blog is herrbah.
Amy: Oh I get it...like Mr. BAH. Mr BAAAH. Mr. Boring.
Andrew: Um...it's actually my last name.
**********************
Andrew: The only time no one made fun of me was in my academy class with this guy who has the last name Semen. His first name is Eric, but his dad's name is Peter White.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Elizabeth Rankin: Are you driving?
Andrew: Um...no...I thought we decided that when I kept and you slowed.
#######################
Amy: Officer Bob knows how to party!!
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Amy: I burned his pants...I wanted him to make a pair of cutoffs, but there was a hole right buy his little penis.
Andrew: I'm not sure that the diminutive was really necessary there.
Joseph: Woah. me neither.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
(about Jessa being Bahai and Jared being Jewish)
Andrew: Man!! They are going to have some crazy holidays!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I can't do justice to the details, but Elizabeth told an awesome story about the first pelvic exam she ever gave as the primary doctor. The woman was mentally disabled, and started peeing on herself as soon as the exam began...E did her best to keep the pee off the floor...when the flow stopped, E started the exam, but had to use her fingers...the woman started moaning about how great it felt and how amazing it was...so E stopped.
Elizabeth: So basically...there's no way that any story will ever be better than that.
Andrew: There's no way that we're going to let some special person pee on you be the best thing that ever happens to you.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
More Family Fun
Dad: (about Alice) I'm sorry I yelled at your daughter. It's just that she was attacking the old dog. I've been fighting injustice all my life. I shouldn't have to do it at home.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Mom: I'm fifty-five! That's right!! Two nickels.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Green: At least I'm keeping things eventful for ya'll.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Mom: I'm fifty-five! That's right!! Two nickels.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Green: At least I'm keeping things eventful for ya'll.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Austin College: The fun's forever there!
Girl at bar: Can I hold "it"?!
Amy: Uh...well...we call her Alice...so probably not.
***********************
Girl at Bar #2: Look at the Gremlin!
Amy: Don't EVER say that again! Someone hand me my princess!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Joseph (Trying to mend bridges and make me believe he loves Alice): I love it!!!
Lora (whispers): Are you kidding?! You must never call Alice it!
Joseph: I love that woman!!!
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Amy: I can't go back to sleep quite yet. It's my new morning procedure.
Lora: Well...I'm up.
Amy: Then face the day! Turn on the TV, turn on the light, ...
Lora: Yeah - we can eat breakfast!
Amy: It's hot!
Lora: Who are you, Paris Hilton?
Amy: No...literally...the food is hot.
Lora: I know Ame...I was making a pun. Puns are great.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Amy: I don't think Alice should have any more beer. It upset her tummy.
Lora: Yeah...it upset my tummy, too.
**********************************
Joseph: I went a little crazy at the HonduMex restaurant.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Lora: I really love you guys SOOO much!!!
############################
Joseph: What was the hit the year you were born? The hit!! The hit?!
Two random girls: Uh...I don't know.
Joseph: Mine was Betty Davis Eyes. What was the hit the year you were born? The hit!?
Girls: Um...I really don't know.
Joseph: Yes you do...it's okay...you can tell me.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Amy: They call themselves Auntie NiNi and Tio Isaac.
Lora: I love it!! Does he still only speak Spanish to her?
A: Not enough?
L: That's a shame...she really shouldn't be denied that part of her heritage.
A: Alice is part Mexican?
L: Um...yes...she has a Tio!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Joseph: (about Alice) I like her.
A: Well show her...don't tell me.
J: She's my first niece
Lora: So...shower the loved with love
All singing LOUD: Shower the people you love with love!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Amy: Let's talk just a little more about porn.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Amy: This would be so much better if we had tents and beer and live bands!!
Joseph: Huh? Are you at Princeton again?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Joseph: Hmm...I don't remember looking like that.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph: Look at my driver's license. It says I'm from AusITIN.
Lindy: I can't believe they can't spell it...it's the freakin' capital!!
Lora: AuSITIN is?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Lora: My class is making me hate and fear men.
Lindy: Well...statistically it's a good choice...if she chooses to say NO to penis and YES to clitoris...I can't really blame her.
____________________________
Amy: That asshole called my Alice a trend!!
Jill: He called her an accessory!
Lora: No way!
Amy: I know...so I said, "no! She's my life partner"
Joseph: One of them.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Joseph: All of his money comes from Strip Clubs.
Lora: Alexi is a stripper?! That explains a lot.
**********************************
Amy: Uh...well...we call her Alice...so probably not.
***********************
Girl at Bar #2: Look at the Gremlin!
Amy: Don't EVER say that again! Someone hand me my princess!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Joseph (Trying to mend bridges and make me believe he loves Alice): I love it!!!
Lora (whispers): Are you kidding?! You must never call Alice it!
Joseph: I love that woman!!!
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Amy: I can't go back to sleep quite yet. It's my new morning procedure.
Lora: Well...I'm up.
Amy: Then face the day! Turn on the TV, turn on the light, ...
Lora: Yeah - we can eat breakfast!
Amy: It's hot!
Lora: Who are you, Paris Hilton?
Amy: No...literally...the food is hot.
Lora: I know Ame...I was making a pun. Puns are great.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Amy: I don't think Alice should have any more beer. It upset her tummy.
Lora: Yeah...it upset my tummy, too.
**********************************
Joseph: I went a little crazy at the HonduMex restaurant.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Lora: I really love you guys SOOO much!!!
############################
Joseph: What was the hit the year you were born? The hit!! The hit?!
Two random girls: Uh...I don't know.
Joseph: Mine was Betty Davis Eyes. What was the hit the year you were born? The hit!?
Girls: Um...I really don't know.
Joseph: Yes you do...it's okay...you can tell me.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Amy: They call themselves Auntie NiNi and Tio Isaac.
Lora: I love it!! Does he still only speak Spanish to her?
A: Not enough?
L: That's a shame...she really shouldn't be denied that part of her heritage.
A: Alice is part Mexican?
L: Um...yes...she has a Tio!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Joseph: (about Alice) I like her.
A: Well show her...don't tell me.
J: She's my first niece
Lora: So...shower the loved with love
All singing LOUD: Shower the people you love with love!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Amy: Let's talk just a little more about porn.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Amy: This would be so much better if we had tents and beer and live bands!!
Joseph: Huh? Are you at Princeton again?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Joseph: Hmm...I don't remember looking like that.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph: Look at my driver's license. It says I'm from AusITIN.
Lindy: I can't believe they can't spell it...it's the freakin' capital!!
Lora: AuSITIN is?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Lora: My class is making me hate and fear men.
Lindy: Well...statistically it's a good choice...if she chooses to say NO to penis and YES to clitoris...I can't really blame her.
____________________________
Amy: That asshole called my Alice a trend!!
Jill: He called her an accessory!
Lora: No way!
Amy: I know...so I said, "no! She's my life partner"
Joseph: One of them.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Joseph: All of his money comes from Strip Clubs.
Lora: Alexi is a stripper?! That explains a lot.
**********************************
Tiny bit more California
(getting ready to play poker...green chips = money amount)
Brien: Uh Ame...John says he wants to be green!!
*****************************8
John: I don't gamble.
Brien: Yeah...he doesn't drink either. Isn't he precious? And by precious, I mean... a big ball of fun!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Dad: Alice! Leaveth!!
Amy: What?
Dad: I told her to Leaveth!!
Amy: Leaveth?!
Dad: That's what we say when we want her to stop touching something.
Amy: We usually just say Leave it!
Dad: I thought Leaveth sounded very intelligient.
Brien: Uh Ame...John says he wants to be green!!
*****************************8
John: I don't gamble.
Brien: Yeah...he doesn't drink either. Isn't he precious? And by precious, I mean... a big ball of fun!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Dad: Alice! Leaveth!!
Amy: What?
Dad: I told her to Leaveth!!
Amy: Leaveth?!
Dad: That's what we say when we want her to stop touching something.
Amy: We usually just say Leave it!
Dad: I thought Leaveth sounded very intelligient.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Bonanza
Brian: I am SOOO exciting!
Brien Bell: and by exciting...you mean excited?!
Brian: I am BOTH!
*****************************************
A: I might need to bathe before I go.
Melissa: Really?
A: Absolutely. Must.
Melissa: Wait... you need a bang before we go...
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Brien: Your hair looks GREAT!
Amy: No ones hair looks great in a pony tail...except for Charlotte on Sex and the City...you guys don't even know sex in the city.
Brien: Yeah...but we knew sex in the suburbs.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(Reading Time article about gay teens...)
A: I wonder how you guys fit into the average age of same sex attraction scale?
Brien Bell: It was 6th grade (gives the name)
Brian Pick: 5th grade.
A: So...how do they compare to national average?
Brien Bell: Well...truth is...I used to kiss Michael Jordan on the TV when I was five.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(BP cuts himself putting one of the rockets together)
BB: You are bleeding so much! Why are you eating it like it's so good!
Amy: Just think about the scab!
***********************************
(interrupts the silence)
Brien: So! Are any of you big unicorn fans?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
BP: So...I can go to Harvard and take a year to get a master's...well...it will be my 2nd masters, actually.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
BB: (about Leena dating NFL guy) No one knows...she flies under the radar.
Leena: Or maybe OVER!
BP: Um...Guys...it's almost time for the launch.
***************************************
BP: Abort! Aborting ignition sequence!!!
BB: Aborting the ignition sequence?! You're blue balling us.
*****************************************
Brien: "Yes ladies and gentlemen...we're here for the attempt number four of Alpha 1406 rocket launch"
(Brian can't make it go)
Random man in spontaneous audience: HOUSTON! We have a problem!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BP: Nothing works today. This is the worst day ever.
BB: Oh great.
A: What a disaster!
BP: I mean...we even had a launch site.
*************************************
BB: I remember thinking that wasn't your handwriting
Melissa: Well...things change once you're no longer a virgin.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Amy: Yeah...my blog's a lot like springstreet only it's a lot more about me.
###########################
Brien Bell: and by exciting...you mean excited?!
Brian: I am BOTH!
*****************************************
A: I might need to bathe before I go.
Melissa: Really?
A: Absolutely. Must.
Melissa: Wait... you need a bang before we go...
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Brien: Your hair looks GREAT!
Amy: No ones hair looks great in a pony tail...except for Charlotte on Sex and the City...you guys don't even know sex in the city.
Brien: Yeah...but we knew sex in the suburbs.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(Reading Time article about gay teens...)
A: I wonder how you guys fit into the average age of same sex attraction scale?
Brien Bell: It was 6th grade (gives the name)
Brian Pick: 5th grade.
A: So...how do they compare to national average?
Brien Bell: Well...truth is...I used to kiss Michael Jordan on the TV when I was five.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(BP cuts himself putting one of the rockets together)
BB: You are bleeding so much! Why are you eating it like it's so good!
Amy: Just think about the scab!
***********************************
(interrupts the silence)
Brien: So! Are any of you big unicorn fans?
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
BP: So...I can go to Harvard and take a year to get a master's...well...it will be my 2nd masters, actually.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
BB: (about Leena dating NFL guy) No one knows...she flies under the radar.
Leena: Or maybe OVER!
BP: Um...Guys...it's almost time for the launch.
***************************************
BP: Abort! Aborting ignition sequence!!!
BB: Aborting the ignition sequence?! You're blue balling us.
*****************************************
Brien: "Yes ladies and gentlemen...we're here for the attempt number four of Alpha 1406 rocket launch"
(Brian can't make it go)
Random man in spontaneous audience: HOUSTON! We have a problem!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BP: Nothing works today. This is the worst day ever.
BB: Oh great.
A: What a disaster!
BP: I mean...we even had a launch site.
*************************************
BB: I remember thinking that wasn't your handwriting
Melissa: Well...things change once you're no longer a virgin.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Amy: Yeah...my blog's a lot like springstreet only it's a lot more about me.
###########################
Monday, October 03, 2005
Livin' La Vida LSAT
I took the LSAT on Saturday morning...Jessa, Natalie, and Jared all drove in to celebrate...they ended up meeting the rest of us at the hospital, kissed Green, and the three of them took off with me, momma, and dad to get some margaritas.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(To Jared and Jessa who are not engaged)
Mom: Let's get down to the nitty gritty. Okay...so. When is the wedding?!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
(Lull in dinner conversation)
Mom: So...I've got some light fixture books in the car. Would anyone like to look at them?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jessa: Then, Natalie and I...wait...we were smelling...why were we smelling that tree?!
Natalie: Because there was nothing else to do.
************************************
Natalie: and then he yelled, "Baby! Move it!!"
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Mom: I used to be so jealous...I mean...they made going to the grocery store sound like it was just a circus and shit.
************************************
(about Dad's family)
Mom: I felt very out of place.
#############################
Dad: I was trying to protect her...you see...I have this cousin named Squeaky.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Will: (7 year old in Jessa's theater class) Have we had a chance to talk to the director about our personal experience? I'm a really great whistler, he should really know that.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9
A: I loved her because Natalie loved her, but at the end of the day, she was just a panty eater.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Green: (in her prissiest voice) Amy...you musn't argue with me...I ust simply don't have the strength.
A: I wasn't trying to argue.
G: I know...you were just trying to convince.
A: I learned that trick from this really stubborn old lady.
G: I wonder who that is?! Wait! Hey! She's not that old.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
3:15 AM...Green wakes up suddenly
G: Ah! You musn't study me that way!!!
A: It's probably pretty creapy to wake up and...
G: See someone staring at you...YES!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Mom: I'm so thirsty I could drink a lake. I can't believe that Suzie is sick. Of course, I just had to hit the red light. I'm just thirsty.
A: You really do have just your own little running monologue when we are in the car.
M: Because I have to listen to Dad talk if I don't...he usually just says dribble.
D: And yours has been so insightful: lakes, suzie, lights
M:I'm SO thirsty.You know...I think I saw this same truck the other day...I mean...how many of that truck are there...it's got that crazy barbedwire on the flag...I've never seen anyone do that. Have you? Probably not...I mean, only a real dip shit would do that.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(To Jared and Jessa who are not engaged)
Mom: Let's get down to the nitty gritty. Okay...so. When is the wedding?!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
(Lull in dinner conversation)
Mom: So...I've got some light fixture books in the car. Would anyone like to look at them?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jessa: Then, Natalie and I...wait...we were smelling...why were we smelling that tree?!
Natalie: Because there was nothing else to do.
************************************
Natalie: and then he yelled, "Baby! Move it!!"
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Mom: I used to be so jealous...I mean...they made going to the grocery store sound like it was just a circus and shit.
************************************
(about Dad's family)
Mom: I felt very out of place.
#############################
Dad: I was trying to protect her...you see...I have this cousin named Squeaky.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Will: (7 year old in Jessa's theater class) Have we had a chance to talk to the director about our personal experience? I'm a really great whistler, he should really know that.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9
A: I loved her because Natalie loved her, but at the end of the day, she was just a panty eater.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Green: (in her prissiest voice) Amy...you musn't argue with me...I ust simply don't have the strength.
A: I wasn't trying to argue.
G: I know...you were just trying to convince.
A: I learned that trick from this really stubborn old lady.
G: I wonder who that is?! Wait! Hey! She's not that old.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
3:15 AM...Green wakes up suddenly
G: Ah! You musn't study me that way!!!
A: It's probably pretty creapy to wake up and...
G: See someone staring at you...YES!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Mom: I'm so thirsty I could drink a lake. I can't believe that Suzie is sick. Of course, I just had to hit the red light. I'm just thirsty.
A: You really do have just your own little running monologue when we are in the car.
M: Because I have to listen to Dad talk if I don't...he usually just says dribble.
D: And yours has been so insightful: lakes, suzie, lights
M:I'm SO thirsty.You know...I think I saw this same truck the other day...I mean...how many of that truck are there...it's got that crazy barbedwire on the flag...I've never seen anyone do that. Have you? Probably not...I mean, only a real dip shit would do that.
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