Austin College: The fun's forever there!

Girl at bar: Can I hold "it"?!
Amy: Uh...well...we call her Alice...so probably not.

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Girl at Bar #2: Look at the Gremlin!
Amy: Don't EVER say that again! Someone hand me my princess!!

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Joseph (Trying to mend bridges and make me believe he loves Alice): I love it!!!
Lora (whispers): Are you kidding?! You must never call Alice it!
Joseph: I love that woman!!!

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Amy: I can't go back to sleep quite yet. It's my new morning procedure.
Lora: Well...I'm up.
Amy: Then face the day! Turn on the TV, turn on the light, ...
Lora: Yeah - we can eat breakfast!
Amy: It's hot!
Lora: Who are you, Paris Hilton?
Amy: No...literally...the food is hot.
Lora: I know Ame...I was making a pun. Puns are great.

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Amy: I don't think Alice should have any more beer. It upset her tummy.
Lora: Yeah...it upset my tummy, too.

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Joseph: I went a little crazy at the HonduMex restaurant.

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Lora: I really love you guys SOOO much!!!

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Joseph: What was the hit the year you were born? The hit!! The hit?!
Two random girls: Uh...I don't know.
Joseph: Mine was Betty Davis Eyes. What was the hit the year you were born? The hit!?
Girls: Um...I really don't know.
Joseph: Yes you do...it's okay...you can tell me.

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Amy: They call themselves Auntie NiNi and Tio Isaac.
Lora: I love it!! Does he still only speak Spanish to her?
A: Not enough?
L: That's a shame...she really shouldn't be denied that part of her heritage.
A: Alice is part Mexican?
L: Um...yes...she has a Tio!!

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Joseph: (about Alice) I like her.
A: Well show her...don't tell me.
J: She's my first niece
Lora: So...shower the loved with love
All singing LOUD: Shower the people you love with love!

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Amy: Let's talk just a little more about porn.

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Amy: This would be so much better if we had tents and beer and live bands!!
Joseph: Huh? Are you at Princeton again?

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Joseph: Hmm...I don't remember looking like that.

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Joseph: Look at my driver's license. It says I'm from AusITIN.
Lindy: I can't believe they can't spell it...it's the freakin' capital!!
Lora: AuSITIN is?

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Lora: My class is making me hate and fear men.
Lindy: Well...statistically it's a good choice...if she chooses to say NO to penis and YES to clitoris...I can't really blame her.

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Amy: That asshole called my Alice a trend!!
Jill: He called her an accessory!
Lora: No way!
Amy: I know...so I said, "no! She's my life partner"
Joseph: One of them.

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Joseph: All of his money comes from Strip Clubs.
Lora: Alexi is a stripper?! That explains a lot.

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