Bonanza

Brian: I am SOOO exciting!
Brien Bell: and by exciting...you mean excited?!
Brian: I am BOTH!

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A: I might need to bathe before I go.
Melissa: Really?
A: Absolutely. Must.
Melissa: Wait... you need a bang before we go...

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Brien: Your hair looks GREAT!
Amy: No ones hair looks great in a pony tail...except for Charlotte on Sex and the City...you guys don't even know sex in the city.
Brien: Yeah...but we knew sex in the suburbs.

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(Reading Time article about gay teens...)
A: I wonder how you guys fit into the average age of same sex attraction scale?
Brien Bell: It was 6th grade (gives the name)
Brian Pick: 5th grade.
A: So...how do they compare to national average?
Brien Bell: Well...truth is...I used to kiss Michael Jordan on the TV when I was five.

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(BP cuts himself putting one of the rockets together)
BB: You are bleeding so much! Why are you eating it like it's so good!
Amy: Just think about the scab!

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(interrupts the silence)
Brien: So! Are any of you big unicorn fans?

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BP: So...I can go to Harvard and take a year to get a master's...well...it will be my 2nd masters, actually.

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BB: (about Leena dating NFL guy) No one knows...she flies under the radar.
Leena: Or maybe OVER!


BP: Um...Guys...it's almost time for the launch.

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BP: Abort! Aborting ignition sequence!!!
BB: Aborting the ignition sequence?! You're blue balling us.

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Brien: "Yes ladies and gentlemen...we're here for the attempt number four of Alpha 1406 rocket launch"
(Brian can't make it go)
Random man in spontaneous audience: HOUSTON! We have a problem!!

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BP: Nothing works today. This is the worst day ever.
BB: Oh great.
A: What a disaster!
BP: I mean...we even had a launch site.

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BB: I remember thinking that wasn't your handwriting
Melissa: Well...things change once you're no longer a virgin.

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Amy: Yeah...my blog's a lot like springstreet only it's a lot more about me.

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