Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Family Goodness

A: Turn your brain on!
Mom: He doesn't have one...The pistons just aren't going to connect.

Dad: I’m just about to clean-up what is quite literally the nastiest shit ever…Suzie…I love you so much!!

Courtney: Daddy…you’ve earned the right to choose where we go to dinner.

Dad: Yeah…I did Potty Patrol. Quite frankly, I’d be perfectly happy to pass the cup next time.

Amy: I’m no meaner than my grandmother.

Green: That’s right darlin’…you’re just 100% sweet.

Amy: They call me Angel Amy.

Green: Of course…and I’m Angel Maurine.

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