Livin' La Vida LSAT

I took the LSAT on Saturday morning...Jessa, Natalie, and Jared all drove in to celebrate...they ended up meeting the rest of us at the hospital, kissed Green, and the three of them took off with me, momma, and dad to get some margaritas.

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(To Jared and Jessa who are not engaged)
Mom: Let's get down to the nitty gritty. Okay...so. When is the wedding?!

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(Lull in dinner conversation)
Mom: So...I've got some light fixture books in the car. Would anyone like to look at them?

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Jessa: Then, Natalie and I...wait...we were smelling...why were we smelling that tree?!
Natalie: Because there was nothing else to do.

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Natalie: and then he yelled, "Baby! Move it!!"

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Mom: I used to be so jealous...I mean...they made going to the grocery store sound like it was just a circus and shit.

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(about Dad's family)
Mom: I felt very out of place.

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Dad: I was trying to protect her...you see...I have this cousin named Squeaky.

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Will: (7 year old in Jessa's theater class) Have we had a chance to talk to the director about our personal experience? I'm a really great whistler, he should really know that.

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A: I loved her because Natalie loved her, but at the end of the day, she was just a panty eater.

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Green: (in her prissiest voice) Amy...you musn't argue with me...I ust simply don't have the strength.
A: I wasn't trying to argue.
G: I know...you were just trying to convince.
A: I learned that trick from this really stubborn old lady.
G: I wonder who that is?! Wait! Hey! She's not that old.

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3:15 AM...Green wakes up suddenly

G: Ah! You musn't study me that way!!!
A: It's probably pretty creapy to wake up and...
G: See someone staring at you...YES!!

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Mom: I'm so thirsty I could drink a lake. I can't believe that Suzie is sick. Of course, I just had to hit the red light. I'm just thirsty.
A: You really do have just your own little running monologue when we are in the car.
M: Because I have to listen to Dad talk if I don't...he usually just says dribble.
D: And yours has been so insightful: lakes, suzie, lights
M:I'm SO thirsty.You know...I think I saw this same truck the other day...I mean...how many of that truck are there...it's got that crazy barbedwire on the flag...I've never seen anyone do that. Have you? Probably not...I mean, only a real dip shit would do that.