Natalie Birthday: "It's a Runted Baby Bear" weekend

Isaac: Look!!! It's a trailer!!!! There it is!!! The trailer!!
Natalie: Honey...it's called a train. God. We are from the country.

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Amy: I kind of want a really big piece.
Natalie: That's kind of a really fat kid thing to say.

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Natalie: Baby! You're putting your pee pee on Jessa's hand!!
Isaac: Ah!! I wasn't even thinking! That's not cool.

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(talking about long-lost high school loves)
Jessa: You know...bushy eyebrows, Dr. Pepper, Juicy Apples...
Natalie: I know...his name was David Pa-resh.
Jessa: Woah...that sounds like David KaResh.
Amy: I never realized that! So creepy!!
Jessa: Wait!! You guys!! It's David Parish. wooo.

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(J jumps over N)
Jessa: Okay everybody! Over the cow! Over the cow!! Everybody.
Natalie: what?!
Jessa: Over the cow!!!
Natalie: I really hope your not talking about me.

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(Andrew is Elizabeth Rankin's boyfriend...I might have insinuated to everyone that they were engaged...(they aren't) and they received a lot of congratulations...awesome.)
Andrew: So...are these couples we're about to meet engaged or are they just engaged like us?

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Andrew: Yeah...so my blog is herrbah.
Amy: Oh I get it...like Mr. BAH. Mr BAAAH. Mr. Boring.
Andrew: Um...it's actually my last name.

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Andrew: The only time no one made fun of me was in my academy class with this guy who has the last name Semen. His first name is Eric, but his dad's name is Peter White.

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Elizabeth Rankin: Are you driving?
Andrew: Um...no...I thought we decided that when I kept and you slowed.

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Amy: Officer Bob knows how to party!!

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Amy: I burned his pants...I wanted him to make a pair of cutoffs, but there was a hole right buy his little penis.
Andrew: I'm not sure that the diminutive was really necessary there.
Joseph: Woah. me neither.
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(about Jessa being Bahai and Jared being Jewish)
Andrew: Man!! They are going to have some crazy holidays!!

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I can't do justice to the details, but Elizabeth told an awesome story about the first pelvic exam she ever gave as the primary doctor. The woman was mentally disabled, and started peeing on herself as soon as the exam began...E did her best to keep the pee off the floor...when the flow stopped, E started the exam, but had to use her fingers...the woman started moaning about how great it felt and how amazing it was...so E stopped.

Elizabeth: So basically...there's no way that any story will ever be better than that.
Andrew: There's no way that we're going to let some special person pee on you be the best thing that ever happens to you.