Little funny cousins

Josh (four years old): And then...we got to go down a big honkin' slide without buckling up!!!!

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(7 of us crammed into two car seats)
Mom: Well this is cozy.
Missy: Nobody poot.
Madison (first grade): jooossshhh...
Mom: Aaaammmmyyyyy...
Madison: No. Jooosssshhhh....

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Josh: Amy! I really like that marker!!!

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Josh: I liked it, but it was just too pricey.

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Madison: Can I tell you something? His mask scared the dogs.
Missy: And who else?
Madison: Me. One time...he hid in the dirty clothes!!!

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Courtney: (to mom) You know...you came in at the same time as my alarm went off, and all I wanted was to shut both of you up.

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Courtney: Amy!!! Stop touching me!!
Amy: Mom...she has earwax build-up.
Courtney: You're invading my personal space. The fact that you can see my ear wax is proof.

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(amy singing beautifully)
Courtney: Shut up!! Oh my God!! It's like we get in the car, and all bets are off. You think you can just be as loud as you want. Ahhhh!

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Courtney: I only eat fish if it's fried.
Mom: That's not true.
Court: Yes it is...only fried catfish.
Mom: NO! You eat boiled shrimp.
Amy: OH mom!!! How many times...?
Court: It's not fish, momma.
Mom: Yes it is!!! It's served in every fish restaurant we eat at.
Court: We call it a SEAfood restaurant because they come from the sea. Shrimp are crustaceans.
Mom: Oooh! Use your big words!

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