Madison: No Josh if they are all wrapped they are from mamma/daddy if they are not wrapped they are from Santa
Josh: Well.... what will be yours and what will be mine?
Madison: Josh... *heavy sigh* if it is girl stuff then it's mine, if it is boys stuff it's yours.
Josh: Oh I got it. but how does he make the fireplace bigger to get his big belly in and his reindeer?
Madison: He's magical, but the reindeer stay OUTSIDE not INSIDE. Now get up under the christmas and watch me ice skate and dance. You stay out of my way.
Josh: Okay Madison.
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Josh: mamma can I tell you something?
Missy: sure Josh. Use all those words you know.
Josh: Well.... can I tell you something?
Missy: I said yes. Tell me. What do you know? Show me all those words
Josh: Mom.... can I please tell you something?
Missy: No
Josh: okay, I will just go tell paw paw.
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(mom plays solitare online against a jerk from Finland)
Courtney: I could probably take you.
Mom: Huh! Only the guy from Finland could kick my ass.
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Caroline: I could beat up most of my family.
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Caroline (about Matthew Berler): He's really popular with the 45-80 crowd.
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(Amy flexes again.)
Mom : This is a big deal. She's never had a muscle in her life.
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Caroline: I take some medicine for excema.
Courtney: Bethy needs that.
Mom: No...not if she's getting naked everywhere.
Dad: Well...as long as she doesn't have the heartbreak of psoriasis.
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Josh: (after working super hard to decorate the christmas tree) mamma... I really like our tree this year, we did it didn't we? Me and Madison and You put the star on top, aren't the lights very pretty?
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(mom plays solitare online against a jerk from Finland)
Courtney: I could probably take you.
Mom: Huh! Only the guy from Finland could kick my ass.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Caroline: I could beat up most of my family.
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Caroline (about Matthew Berler): He's really popular with the 45-80 crowd.
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(Amy flexes again.)
Mom : This is a big deal. She's never had a muscle in her life.
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Caroline: I take some medicine for excema.
Courtney: Bethy needs that.
Mom: No...not if she's getting naked everywhere.
Dad: Well...as long as she doesn't have the heartbreak of psoriasis.
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Josh: (after working super hard to decorate the christmas tree) mamma... I really like our tree this year, we did it didn't we? Me and Madison and You put the star on top, aren't the lights very pretty?
Missy: yes Josh. You did do it. You worked on it so hard. Mamma is very very proud of you, you and sis did a fine fine job. The lights are very pretty, do you like the ones that have lots of color or just white?
Josh: lots of color.
Missy: me too.
Josh: mamma I think the tree is so pretty I should just sleep under it tonight. I will be very careful and not move at all, okay?
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Amy: Where's my dog?
Mom: I don't know...I just found a place where she went teetee.
Dad: Let's trade her in.
Mom: She just thinks this whole house is her potty. Damn good thing we got 4000 square feet for a five pound dog to shit and pee all over.
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Amy: Where's my dog?
Mom: I don't know...I just found a place where she went teetee.
Dad: Let's trade her in.
Mom: She just thinks this whole house is her potty. Damn good thing we got 4000 square feet for a five pound dog to shit and pee all over.
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