Mom: You have to eat little bitty pieces.
CJ: I can't believe we're sneak eating this pie...fat kids.
Mom: Little bitty piece.
Amy: I'll take whatever size Dad gets.
Dad: Yeah...I'll take about a third of that pie.
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Mom: Can you believe Barbie drives a Weinie Wagon? Every time I say it I laugh. It sounds so nasty...Dad, when you are talking about a pervert don't you sometimes call them a Weinie Wagger?
Dad: Why yes...in fact I'm representing a young man who is accused of being a weinie wagger.
Mom: Yeah. I just keep thinking that everybody's really proud that Barbie's got a new great job with a Weinie Wagger. Typical.
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