Mom (to three year old visitor): Do you see baby Jesus?!!?! Baby Jesus is holding his hands up saying, "Yeah!!" He's happy to be here!
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Amy: Jesus hates that.
CJ: When you have real kids you can't say that.
Amy: Yeah...I guess that might fuck them up...it doesn't even always feel good to say that.
Mom: It's really wrong. I think it might be worse than the g-word.
Amy: G-word?
Bethy: What?
Courtney: There's no g-word.
Mom: Yes! G-dammit!
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Bethy: Oh my god! Alice is trying to eat baby Jesus!
Mom: She would never do that! She just wants that little bit of food.
Bethy: Uh...mom...
Mom: Oh shit! She is goin' for the Jesus!
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Amy: enough. I'm going to throw-up.
Courtney: I really don't want to talk about this anymore. After January 8th you can talk about it all you want, but until then, keep it down.
Mom: Okay...we can't talk about it until she goes.
Bethy: Now we call my body "it!"
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CJ:Good thing I can't drink on my meds. Then I'd be big as a house
Bethy:You'll have to smoke a lot of weed.
CJ:Don't you remember how that makes me skeeze out
Mom:It makes it worse you dumbass
Bethy:So...uh...what kind of substances will you be using?
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Bethy:You know...I have a lot lower substance use than last year.
Mom: Bethy! Don't talk anymore! Shut uuuuppp!!
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