Mexico madness and some extra goodness

Mich: I hope that bitch dates a big old fag and he leaves her for a dude!

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Kristen: I'm so proud of you in Spanish for taking a chance. So proud. SO spanish.

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(Amy's defendant works at a nursing home)
Amy: Good morning! How are you?!
D: Well...I'm fine...I'm just tired of cleaning the booties...you know...it's bad enough just to have to clean my own!

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(Another Defendant on my mental health caseload with some BIG mental issues)
D: I really hate the full moon...let me tell you...we crazy friends just get WAY crazier!

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Boy at gay boy frat party: (About Bethy) I'm really attracted to her...I really think it's hot when girls hang out with lesbians and look kind of like lesbians...but I can tell she might also be into cock. hot.

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Amy: Hmm..I might be a little tipsy.
Lora: Hmmm...I might be HAMMERED!

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Bethy: I'm going to have two jobs next semester, Court.
CJ: Big Deal... Good for you. You're not bipolar.
Bethy: Yeah...but the doc says I'm hyper-vigilant
CJ: Woah.
Bethy: It just means I'm neurotic and I worry a lot.
Amy: Don't we all.
Bethy: Yeah...but hyper-vigilant makes me sound like a gladiator.

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Amy: I really like her...I hope her life gets better.
Karlee: Yeah...maybe it will...she needs to be pregnant with that baby about like she needs an asshole on her elbow.

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Amy: I'm really hating MySpace.
Bethy: I think it's just a waste of my...space.

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Caroline: You don't mind if I smoke in here?
Party hostess: No...just don't expect me to join in...I'm old and lame.
Caroline: Yeah...like Amy.

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(uber-sarcastic)
Mom: Good story Beth. You told it awesome.

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Natalie: So...the thing about marriage is...after a while, you need something else to distract you.

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Peniel: Is that the wind?!
Natalie: No...it's Amy's nose whistle.

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Isaac: You want me to show you a manly lesbian?! I can show you some manly lesbians...in a place called Mexico!

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Natalie: Isaac doesn't like our singing.
Amy: We're just rejoicing!
(singing Hark the Harold Angels...sounding like angels)
Amy: Aye! I found my badge!
Natalie: It's because we were singing about Jesus.

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Natalie: A woman without collar bones is like swiss cheese without the holes.

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Amy: what the hell is that?!
Isaac: Oh...it's just a pyramid.
Amy: Woah...I spaced out...are we in egypt!?!

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(mexico decorations)
Amy: Hmm...they're very liberal with the tinsel.

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Natalie: Oh I can eat me some corn tortillas...I can eat the heck out of them!

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Amy: What are you doing?!
Isaac: I'm looking for a treasure.

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Natalie: you know...some of these houses have a real funk to them.

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Melissa: I'm gonna get a hunger pain and it's going to fuck you up.

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Isaac: Pass me that gun and that coke.
Amy: Suddenly I feel like we're in Colombia instead of Mexico.