Editor's Note: I would like to apologize for misquoting Ms. Caroline Berler in this entry. Her words are not written here verbatim...that's what happens when I don't write shit down. Damn!
Caroline (in the creepiest, deepest voice ever): So...I've read your blog, Amy.
Amy: woah. really?
Caroline: I don't think my humor has been accurately represented. I mean...we talk all the time and I'm not there.
Amy: well...I really try to focus on the words of my primary readers and until now you haven't been one.
Caroline: Don't you think your numbers would jump if you put up some of the funny stuff I say? I don't want to see anything about this conversation on the internet. Pretend it never happened.
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Dad: Hmm...you know...this place really reminds me of a restaurant that might be on Days of our Lives.
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(there has been a giant courthouse sex scandal between a lady attorney and several judges...causing quite the stir!)
Dad: Richard and I are going to start sending eachother sexy emails. Brokeback Courthouse.
Mom: NO! Ha! Don't kid! We don't want anyone in the news for being queer.
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