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Caroline: I guess it's like 90% straight with a 10% chance of queer.
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(Up on Cripple Creek comes on as we pull into Lake Charles, Louisiana(

Dad: Yes! Allllllright! My life has a soundtrack.

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Dad: So...Courtney...what's your functional equivalent of gold pants?

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Amy: the church is just a few blocks from our house.
Caroline: Perfect! You can walk there on Shabbat.

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Mom: Well...now I know that I'm not Episcopal.
Dad: Yeah...and I know I'm not Baptist. I mean, I guess I could get really intolerant, turn into a bigot, and be a giant hypocrite, but I'm not into that.

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Caroline: Hey!
Amy: Woohoo!
Caroline: Remember me?
Amy: Do I ever!
Caroline: Well...your blog sure didn't

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(after eating everything...including some tin roof icecream..he has a SUPER big Texas accent)
Ernest: The Tin Roof has the hamburger in a headlock in my stomach. The pistachios are just sittin' on the sidelines bein' the spectators.

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Bethy: So what's the latest on law schools?
Amy: I still haven't heard.
Bethy: Oh.
Amy: Yeah...I'm thinking of becoming an Avon Lady.
Bethy: It doesn't have to be this way!

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