Amy: Look!! I'm shapely!
Karlee: No you're not. You're drunk.
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Amy: You're madly in love with me and my nose whistle. Face it!
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Kristen: She wants me to go BUY my bridesmaid dress tomorrow...and the wedding is over a year away.
Amy: Holy fuck!
Kris: yeah...I'm from the midwest...and I'm gay. We don't do that shit.
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Amy: I saw Patricia this morning...she might be nuts.
Mom: Yeah...she's the craziest of the crazies. She's just might be full-tilt bozo!
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Amy: I hoped you kicked a little Spanish-test Ass!
Caroline: It was more like a pat on the ass before it kicked mine.
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