Friday, April 28, 2006

College Station ROCKS! (Ha!)

Something so tragic happened...I had the most incredible weekend (Caroline came to College Station!), but like a dumbass I didn't write anything down. SO many funny things happened...and the blog missed it. I do remember a tiny bit:

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Caroline: Your boss is hot!
Courtney: Your boss IS hot...and he's licking that guy!

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I was with it enough to write down other good times earlier in the week:

Darin: I'd be really popular in a gay porn!

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Karlee: Something was wrong with that girl...it was nasty...you could hear her breathe.
Amy: Well...you can hear me breathe!
Karlee: No...it's different. Your nose is melodious.

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Darin: Could you please refer to me as Deonshae on the blog?

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Monday, April 17, 2006

Bethy's Back! (briefly)

Mom: Did you and Amy fight?
Courtney: No. I let Amy boss me around and tell me which clothes to buy.

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A: Isn't it fun living at home!
B: If I move home, I too could have all of this.
Mom: If you move home, I'm moving out.

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(still talking about finding a church)
B: What about that one that's diagonal from the high school...you know...the one where Amy and I went to two-school?
M: Friends Church.
B: They're real queer friendly.
A: They're really gay.
C: Mom sent Amy and Bethy to a queer two-school?! It all makes sense.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Nekkid goodness?!

(Jessica's getting ready to get in the shower, D is outside the door...)
Darin: I can hear you Nekkid!

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(upon learning that Jessica and Karlee are together)
Darin: Well...that doens't mean you won't need a walking stick every now and then.

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Karlee (running from kitchen): Ooooh! You need paper?! Here!!
Jessica (in her Karlee voice): You can use THAT to quote me!

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Karlee: That girl had gained so much weight that I didn't recognizer her...she'd gained like 85 pounds. Shit! She'd gained a Tricia!

Monday, April 03, 2006


My Texas Boys! Posted by Picasa

Gorgeous drunk momma! Posted by Picasa

Karlee and Jessica are Hot and Happy! Posted by Picasa