(re: Starbucks sponsorship of my new favorited movie, Akeela and The Bee)
Caroline: I'm really thrilled that Starbucks took an interest in the the ghetto youth.
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Amy: what are ya'll fighting about?
Tricia: Doin' it.
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(T is pregnant, Rob is the proud papa)
Rob: I'm going to look at moy by and fight with my boy and do things with my boy...and...
Tricia: And what if it's a girl?
Rob: You don't know...all you had to do was lay there.
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Karlee: My mom had me when she was thirty-eight and I'm fine.
Amy: Said the pothead lesbian.
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Karlee: So...are you so scared of being on the blog that you don't want to talk anymore tonight?
Charis: Just refer to me as Mother Theresa.
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Lora: AND... I discovered that they don't make designer jeans big enough to fit my body. It was horrible! I need a food nazi in my life!
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Charis (Mother T): I really shouldn't hold kids when I'm that drunk.
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Karlee: I talk in my sleep. I say stuff like "chicken biscuit" and "Funnel cake"
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Karlee: The nurse lady yelled "Oh my goodness" when I got on the scale...so fuck all ya'll.
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Amy: Alice never wants to go to the bathroom outside. I mean...I don't blame her...me neither!
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Important editor's note:
1) Jessica said two things Saturday night that must have been hilarious, but I was a little too fucked up to write them so I could read them...damnation!
2) Ernest (who made the classic comment about the food fighting in his stomach) no longer has a mullet!
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