Friday, May 19, 2006

There ARE some days when I don't hate my job...

Deborah (another Probation Officer): Hmmm...Do you ever just look at him like he could be a GREAT sex offender?

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Deborah: He wants to be a preacher.
Darrin: So...this guy's either going to be a sex offender or a preacher?
Karlee: He's not a Catholic I hope...Oh...sorry...so sorry...that slipped out.

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Karlee: You can't hide crazy.
Deborah: You can't hide crazy...and you sure can't hide ugly.

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Amy (to defendant): If you don't know her name, she's NOT your girlfriend!

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Deborah: He's not a bad looking guy.
Amy: Yeah...his mom's not that ugly when she's got her teeth in

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Big, nasty, oxygen-wearing, MHMR-going, Defendant: Amy...come on, get mad at me! I'll bet you're so cute when you get mad!


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Defendant: I swear! The only drugs I use are the ones Karlee gives me.

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