Dirty girls

Mom: Did you see how she was dressed today?
Bethy: Yes! She was cute!
CJ: I was cute...but I was WAY over-dressed! That's why I had to go buy two new pairs of shoes!

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CJ: Look at these shorts! They say "No boys allowed!"
Bethy: Amy should wear them.

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Mom: She had something all over all of her clothes.
CJ: Maybe sweat?
Mom: No! Vomit. There was just tons of vomit on all of her dirty clothes. She tries to say that it was cheese.
Bethy: It was! There was queso on some pants.
Mom: Disgusting. I'm going to call you Vomit Banks.

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(watching National Spelling Bee)
Mom: I guarantee you these kids never get drink too much and get sick on their clothes.

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Mom: Huh! I remember that little nerd from last year.

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Dad: Why do you all keep saying "Shave your ass" over and over again?

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