Good times in the Homeland.!

Dad: Of all my daughters, the one that's most likely to plug someone is you, Amy
Courtney: Dad! I take offense!
Dad: well...okay...maybe you. But Bethy...she's more of a sword person.

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(Courtney attacks Amy while yelling "bitch or bitchier?! bitch or bitchier?!!?!?!")
C: Laugh! I tickled you, damnit!!

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C: Amy's in charge! It's her party.
Dad: I'm in charge! I'm the kegmaster.

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(go into bar, everybody is getting ID checks)
Ernest: Mine's on a stone tablet..is that okay?

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Charis: There are three drawers in Karlee's house that I haven't gone through yet.


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Charis (About the pasties she's wearing): I bought the black ones because they were three dollars cheaper.


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Ernest: So...it seems like a pasty is really just a titty hat...

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Ernest: There was this one time at the zoo..at this penguin exhibit...I needed a penis pasty.

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(about her tattoo)
Charis: I got it in a Winnebago at a Harley Rally.

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Amy: I could sell this Adderall.
Courtney: I could sell my Seroquel.
Bethy: Yeah..but you probably shouldn't get into drug dealing...our family has enough on our plates.