(Our first television show)
Caroline: Let's get silly with Caroline and Amy! Today's guests...Green and Matthew.
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Caroline: I told you I wanted the New Yorker, and now I enjoy that.
Amy: I told you I wanted a birthday present, and now I wait patiently.
Friday, August 25, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Back in Business
I haven't updated in FOREVER! Part of the reason is that I've been AWFUL about this is that I haven't been writing very much down. Ahh! Special thanks to my faithful readers for yelling at me all the damn time about updating (I know they only check it because they want to see how funny they are!).
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Joseph: Weren't there six of these? Where did they go, Amy?!
Amy: Stop. That makes me sound fat.
Lora: No...
Joseph: It makes you sound like a giant eggroll pig!
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Charis: Mmmm. Yummmm!! Bloody Mary's and bologne!!
Karlee: You are SO white trash right now.
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(stranger walks into movie theater with her arms FULL of tons of food)
Caroline (yelling): Get it girl!!
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Caroline: I guess I'll just take a taxi if you can't pick me up.
Amy: You can take the Super Shuttle.
Caroline: Listen. I'll decide if the shuttle is super.
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Interesting note: Kristy gets the giggles anytime anybody says "wooly mammoth" and Charis has a ridiculous amount of information about that animal, leading Karlee to yell, "When did you become Bill Nye?"
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Natalie: Have you seen his kids?
Amy: No...but I bet they're UGLY!
Natalie: Yeah...but with curly hair. I want a kid with big curly hair.
Jessa: Yeah...kind of
Natalie: Kind of a LOT!
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Dad (about mom being feisty like Green): It's my mom's fault. It's all that Freud shit...which is good because if you ever get into guys, you're likely to find somebody like me that's really good looking with great bullshit.
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CJ: He used to be a Whitelighter.
A: What does that mean.
Dad: Maybe that he's a dim bulb.
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Mom: That lady didn't pay enough money for her wig!
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Mom: I've never been a dancer. Ask Dad.
Dad: She only did that when she was young and drunk and trying to pick up guys.
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(Mom, Dad, Courty, and I went to a VERY county dance in Madisonville for a work friend's birthday.)
Junior (Daylia's husband): There's going to be a lot of tight jeans and wrinkles tonight!
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Random man to Leslie: You look better 'er damn time I see you...and I haven't even had my Jack Daniels yet tonight! (then he grabbed her ass)
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Joseph: Weren't there six of these? Where did they go, Amy?!
Amy: Stop. That makes me sound fat.
Lora: No...
Joseph: It makes you sound like a giant eggroll pig!
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Charis: Mmmm. Yummmm!! Bloody Mary's and bologne!!
Karlee: You are SO white trash right now.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(stranger walks into movie theater with her arms FULL of tons of food)
Caroline (yelling): Get it girl!!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Caroline: I guess I'll just take a taxi if you can't pick me up.
Amy: You can take the Super Shuttle.
Caroline: Listen. I'll decide if the shuttle is super.
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Interesting note: Kristy gets the giggles anytime anybody says "wooly mammoth" and Charis has a ridiculous amount of information about that animal, leading Karlee to yell, "When did you become Bill Nye?"
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Natalie: Have you seen his kids?
Amy: No...but I bet they're UGLY!
Natalie: Yeah...but with curly hair. I want a kid with big curly hair.
Jessa: Yeah...kind of
Natalie: Kind of a LOT!
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Dad (about mom being feisty like Green): It's my mom's fault. It's all that Freud shit...which is good because if you ever get into guys, you're likely to find somebody like me that's really good looking with great bullshit.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
CJ: He used to be a Whitelighter.
A: What does that mean.
Dad: Maybe that he's a dim bulb.
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Mom: That lady didn't pay enough money for her wig!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Mom: I've never been a dancer. Ask Dad.
Dad: She only did that when she was young and drunk and trying to pick up guys.
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(Mom, Dad, Courty, and I went to a VERY county dance in Madisonville for a work friend's birthday.)
Junior (Daylia's husband): There's going to be a lot of tight jeans and wrinkles tonight!
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Random man to Leslie: You look better 'er damn time I see you...and I haven't even had my Jack Daniels yet tonight! (then he grabbed her ass)
You know it's a good party when somebody has to turn off the porch light
Andy and Charis...living the dream and tapping the keg!
Game On!
Dad's a ping-pong Genius! I can't wait for the Caroline/Dad Rematch...talk about a great game!
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