Too Too Long

Amy: Do you want me to drive you home?
Barbie: I don't know where I'm going next...but it isn't home.

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Barbie: I'm not going to talk to my younger cousins...they were never there for me when I was drunk at the Chicken.


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Mom: It was touching me WAY too much!
Linda: (to Dad) Does she say that to you?
Dad: She just talks a LOT.

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Linda: God! It looks like a pharmacy!
Mom: Yeah...We've got some sick people here.

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Mom: You wouldn't believe the traffic in California! It was wild!
Green: You want to see crazy traffic...sit out front of the physician's center in your wheelchair and wait for the van to come.

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(about some random stranger)
Mom: She's mean.
Amy: She's hateful.
Mom: She's eating her doll. And now she's yelling "tattle teller" because she's such a little shit.

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Bethy: How old do we have to be before we can stop doing the christmas card?
Mom: This year! I'll just tell everyone that Bethy had a giant hickey on her neck.

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Amy: How do you spell hickey?
Bethy: with an E-Y- I think.
Amy: Okay...how about neck? With a K?

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Bethy: Momma would NEVER call me a slut.
Mom: Well...I wouldn't go that far.

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Caroline: Well...I've got a paper to write, but I'm thinking that having my muse around will spark the creative juices!