Yep

Amy: Look!! I'm shapely!
Karlee: No you're not. You're drunk.

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Amy: You're madly in love with me and my nose whistle. Face it!

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Kristen: She wants me to go BUY my bridesmaid dress tomorrow...and the wedding is over a year away.
Amy: Holy fuck!
Kris: yeah...I'm from the midwest...and I'm gay. We don't do that shit.

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Amy: I saw Patricia this morning...she might be nuts.
Mom: Yeah...she's the craziest of the crazies. She's just might be full-tilt bozo!

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Amy: I hoped you kicked a little Spanish-test Ass!
Caroline: It was more like a pat on the ass before it kicked mine.

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Napa Lovin'

Big Time Bay

Brien: Only .4 miles
Brian: Not that far!
Amy: Yeah! Go get it, math!

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Caroline: Did you roll in poison ivy?
Brian: No.
Caroline: Regular ivy?

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Caroline: Hey Brien, you want to go do it on that tractor?

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Melissa: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are supposed to get married this weekend?
Amy: Huh. What will they do now, staple themselves together?

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Caroline (wine tasting): Double gold? Is that like the triple axel?

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Caroline (still wine): Oh fuck! I forgot my beer bong!

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(Amy and Caroline in St. James park (a homeless haven)...we missed our flights so we've got bags stacked around us like a fortress...neither of us are especially clean)

Man: Hi! There's a hot lunch three blocks over if you guys want to join us.
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Amy: That was sweet...we were just talking about food.
Caroline: Amy! He thought we were homeless!!