A little more Ecuador

A: What time is lunch?
Rafting Guide: Why? Are you hungry?
A: NO. I just like to know what's coming.
(guide pushes amy into the river with his paddle)
Guide: That's what is coming!

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(immediately after, Bethy gets pushed in)
B: Jesus! I was just trying to help!!

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B: Doesn't it make you feel good to think that we chose the same place as all those guys that have been everywhere?!
C: Maybe it was just dumb luck!
A: Remember what my charm from Auntie is...
B: Yeah...unfortunate accidents
C: No...unexpected miracles dumbass

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B: I never pay for anything.
C: Yeah. You are just going to owe us both a heck of a lot when we get home.
B: It's going to make my tummy hurt.

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B: Ven conmigo a cerveza-land.

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B: I feel like I have pushed boundaries today.

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(Bethy rambling non-stop)
A: What is she talking about?
C: Oh...now she's just singing a Jewish song.

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C: Amy! You're being an ugly American
(then Ecuadorian lady starts singing 3 times as loud as Amy was)
C: And so is she.

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A: How many times have we heard Don{t worry be happy?!?!
B: I'm about to worry.

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C: Who is that person?
A: Elizabeth says that it is the Virgin Mary but she refuses to take a picture of her.
C: I dont think that is the Virgin Mary!! She is carrying a doll!!!
A: It's Jesus.

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B: I used to fall off because I didn't have upper-body strength...but now I'm cut like marble.

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B: You're going to get that disease! Wait...I don't mean it...that was just a scare tactic!!

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A: Do you want to be [B] or [E] on the blog?
B: Welll...it doesn't really matter...most of my friends would call me [L] for Libby.
A: In our family, L means...
B: LOSER!
C: Lesbian Beth. It means Lesbian.

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A: I'm glad you brought your camera because people would never believe our tent! I don't know why I keep calling it a tent...It's really a CABANA!

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B: It's going to be fun to see what people sell...and they're all going to try to sell to us because we are the RICAS!

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C: It was nice, but I'm...How do you say?!...Scared of Jellyfish.

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A: Just give me a second...I'm trying to put your quote on the blog.
B: I'm just like Dad...I want to be the star of the blog!