Betho's Graduation

Notice the wine...the stick...and the random car seat we're sitting on! Fun times!

A Whole Semester's Worth of Goodness

Okay..I've been putting off this precious blog for far too long! I've been writing down as much as ever, but these are the only snippets that have survived my messy house.


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(at our fancy Christmas Eve Dinner)
Waiter: What kind of gin would you like?
Mom: Whatever is the cheapest.
Bethy: Tacky LOVES that!


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A: That was the first thing out of my mouth...how handsome you were!
David Parsons: That was just the beard.
A: Nope. I didn't have a beer. Just margaritas!

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Caroline: I have to write so much this weekend...but probably having my muse around will spark the creative process.

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A: We have a special relationship.
Brian Pick: Yeah...we're Like Brother and sister...but sexual.
Melissa: more like creepy cousins then.

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(At the drag show at gay bingo intermission)
Brian Pick: Holy Gay Dallas! It doesn't get much gayer than this!
Brien Bell: What would your dad say if he was here?

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Brien Bell: And you know what's hilarious...this IS gay culture! Those four straight women over there...they think this is what gay people do!


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(about graduation...I lost my other graduation weekend blog notes...help me find them PLEASE!)

B: Tomorrow's going to be SO debaucherous!
Mom: That's what I always say.

Alice & Freddy's favorite photo

They say I make this face when I see a cute fat kid

Ecuador Vista Point

WAY too late...the End of Ecuador (Banks3 Dream Trip Part II)

A: God! I thought that fire hydrant was a stray dog, and I almost had a heart attack!!!

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B: Is this rude?
C: Yes. Tacky and Rude.
A: You often play the role of Miss Manners
B: Well...that's because I feel like I'm the most well-mannered of All.

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B: Tacky loves that. Wait

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C: Did they have any snacks next door?
A: Only nasty ones.
C: Did you get any?
A: No.
C: SO...that means they REALLY didn't have ANY snacks

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(Singing Shakira)
C: Oooh baby when you talk like that!
B: (equally shakira-like) Like WHAT?!

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B: I'm so excited about going to Quito tomorrow.
C: Me too! I'm ready to shake the dust of this small town off of my feet.

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B (With the thickest accent EVER): Daddy says I'm just sewing my wild oats...but momma says they should be just about sewn!

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A: We might as well play! What have we go to lose?
C: Our dignity.

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A: I haven't had a whole candy bar in ages...
B: I have one every week.
A: Really?!
B: Yeah - or a package of Ding-Dongs
C: Or Ho HO's?!

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(CJ sings a hymn)
B: Have you been attending a mega church?
C: NO! I just watch the commercials