A: God! I thought that fire hydrant was a stray dog, and I almost had a heart attack!!!
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B: Is this rude?
C: Yes. Tacky and Rude.
A: You often play the role of Miss Manners
B: Well...that's because I feel like I'm the most well-mannered of All.
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B: Tacky loves that. Wait
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C: Did they have any snacks next door?
A: Only nasty ones.
C: Did you get any?
A: No.
C: SO...that means they REALLY didn't have ANY snacks
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(Singing Shakira)
C: Oooh baby when you talk like that!
B: (equally shakira-like) Like WHAT?!
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B: I'm so excited about going to Quito tomorrow.
C: Me too! I'm ready to shake the dust of this small town off of my feet.
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B (With the thickest accent EVER): Daddy says I'm just sewing my wild oats...but momma says they should be just about sewn!
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A: We might as well play! What have we go to lose?
C: Our dignity.
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A: I haven't had a whole candy bar in ages...
B: I have one every week.
A: Really?!
B: Yeah - or a package of Ding-Dongs
C: Or Ho HO's?!
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(CJ sings a hymn)
B: Have you been attending a mega church?
C: NO! I just watch the commercials
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