(Mike's VERY tall)
Mike: This sidewalk makes me so nervous...every time one of those buses zooms by, I think the rear-view mirror is going to hit me in the head and knock me out.
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Libby: Aren't they supposed to teach you stuff like how to tell what time it is by the sun in boy scouts?
Mike: Yes, but I forgot all that kind of stuff...but ooh! Here's something interesting! Did you know that the moss on a tree grows on the
Libby: north side, right? But only in the Northern hemisphere which I think is sort of interesting.
Mike: Next time, can you just say that "That's the coolest thing I've ever heard! You're SOOOOO smart!"?
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(We're having car trouble...the wheels keep spinning without us moving anywhere. Libby is outside seeing if the car is caught on something.)
Mike: Wait, now see if this works.
(the car works beautifully)
Libby: Ohmygoodness! That's awesome! What did you do?
Mike: I did this thing called turning off the parking break.
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(On tattoos)
Mike: The problem is I really like Native American art, but I don't want to be one of those tools who appropriates other people's cultures. I guess I'll have to get something German. Like a swastika.
Libby: Or a beer stein!
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