Mike G.: Hey Libby, do you know any good veterinarians around here?
Libby: No, why?
Mike G.: Because my anacondas are SICK!
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Mike: Okay, so imagine there's this tank and a Mini-Cooper.
Libby: Wait, are you describing yourself as a tank?
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Libby: Isaac, I'm dating someone who doesn't like Bruce Springsteen, and I don't really know what to do about it.
Isaac: Ummmm... break up with him, right now.
Libby: Oh, but he's pretty close to perfect otherwise...I guess he'll just have to learn to like Bruce, then love him.Isaac: I think you're giving in. Maybe this is the first step, and next year you'll start voting republican, working for the man, and contributing to the interlocking systems of oppression.
