Mobster versus Monster.

(Bethy is talking A LOT about Strangers in Paradise)
Bethy: So, which issue do you want to hear about?
Amy: David’s Story
B: So, he used to be a Japanese mobster but he changed his name and identity in honor of this...
A: Wait, is he a monster or a real man?
B: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I don’t think the president of SMU gay kids club should call transgender people monsters.
A: Wait – I thought there was a science-fiction element.
B: MOBSTER, not monster.