Lora's a Lawyer!!

Joseph: You want a little update on my life?
Lora: Yes!
Amy: Uh huh!
Joseph: Well...there are tomatoes and artichokes growing in my garden.

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Lora's dad: Anytime I think about negative, I think about trying to teach Lora to drive stick.
Lora: You were the negative one. You made me walk home.
Lora dad: Just across the street.
Lora: You were just mad because you spilled your beer.

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Joseph: I had to stop doing all the push-ups and sit-ups because of my chromioclavicular disorder.

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A: I think I have a tapeworm.
J: that'd be GREAT!!

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(Joseph and Amy stuck in the back of the car)
Joseph: You are the most feeble young people I know. The three of you just staring at us.
Cassie: Nope. I wasn't looking at you.
A: Cassie wasn't even thinking about helping us.

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Amy: I act like I'm the beer martyr and doing all the work...really I just stand here while Joseph pours and Lindy passes them out.

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Dan: My real dream was to get the...
Dan and Lindy: Shrunken OED!!!
Joseph: Everyone wants an OED. I love to read dictionaries and encyclopedias.
Lora: We didn't have encyclopedias when I was little
Lora dad: You didn't need them. You were too smart.

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Joseph: Dad's gotten really funny when we hang up the phone. He says, 'god bless you' so I say "maybe"

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Cassie: Is there really alcohol in this?!
Joseph: Yeah!
Cassie: I love it!!
JosephL Yeah! I find a way to feed our driver drinks.

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Lora's mom: He just doesn't know when to quit!
Lora: being a stewardess?
Lora's mom: Honey...they don't call them stewardesses when they're males.

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Lora Dad: Now we say stewarder instead of stewardess.
Lora: Or...steward.

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Lora's Dad: I got tired of hearing her complain about her feet hurting.
Amy: Yeah...she does bitch a LOT!

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Lora: I've got two extra summer dresses if anyone wants them.
Lora's dad: probably too short for me.

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Lora: she's scary!
lora's mom: she is!
Lora: She likes it.

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Lora: Have I really been that awful?
Everybody: no no no no!
Amy: well...a little bit...

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Joseph: It's so different being around different vegetation.
Lora: you LOVE plants!
Lindy: Amy! write it down.

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Cassie: You can't do the robot to hip hop!
Joseph: yes you can. Either that or African Dance...I know that too.

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Joseph: I don't need extra insecurities cassie!!

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Joseph: She could be...
Amy: Well...anybody could be...
Joseph: Yeah...but she looks like she's open to being touched by female hands.

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Dan: You are en fuego!!

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Amy: I need a nap!
Joseph: Me too. right now!
Lora: this hot car feels so good!
Lindy: Yeah! It's napalicious!

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(to Joseph)
Lora: Sometimes you say the wrong thing.

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Joseph: You're a beautiful dancer.
Amy: You dance like Jesus sings.
Lora: do you hear Jesus sing?
Amy: "Aaaammmyyy! You're my favorite!"

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Amy: Lindy! That was the biggest poor ever!
Cassie: You might as well have poured the whole glass in.

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Amy: can you believe you're graduation from law school?
dan: Big fucking deal!

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(Dean asks everyone that's a thread in the tapestry of graduates' lives to stand up...none of us move.)
Joseph: Im a thread! I'm a thread! I'm a thread!!

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Lora: Is my little cassie drinking wine?
Amy: She's getting crunk.

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(talking about getting a cat)
Usthma: I thought...I'm stuck with that until it dies...then I thouhgt...I know what guys feel like!

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(re: mom missing graduation)
Usthma: she said, I'll come home, we'll go shopping. and then I'm like "we're not that rich...it'd take a house in the Hamptons to make this okay."

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Michelle: These pants are really low...if anyone makes pants any lower I'm going to have to...
Cassie: shave!

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Joseph: You've never seen this music video?
cassie: I don't watch videos! I make my own!!

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Usthma: I can't dance. I'm sober.
Amy: Get over it. Everybody's sober.
Joseph: I'm not.
Amy: Yeah...me neither.